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"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'One eye of newt or two?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.