Refined Tea Party Planner Mugs

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'One eye of newt or two?'

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.

Balloon drip.