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"Dial 911. And change that to a table for three."

'Then go ahead with the merger/Pineapple will be fine/Make them the offer we discussed/All right dear, then vegetable soup/How many shares are outstanding?/Of course they'll like the vegetable soup...'

"Must you people always call during state dinners?"

'I wouldn't dillydally over dinner. ... We're looking for a rate hike on the veal,'

'Khan - reservation for a horde.'

'Anything else, Sir?'

Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.

"Soup?"

"I thought maybe for once we could have a nice meal together instead of a feeding frenzy!"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

Dinner Mates.

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'Will the lady be returning'

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'The conversation flagged after Delwood died'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

Inhospitality Tent

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"You'll have to use your fingers - the sword swallowers have eaten all the cutlery!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Table Manners

"I've invited the Neanderthals over. I guess we'll stick with paleo for dinner."

"...and how would you like your service, sir - slow, medium or fast?"

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"Well, by my account, we have sixteen guests for dinner tonight, so you need to bring back a diplodocus at least..."

"For my school photo project, I want to take a picture of everyone acting real normal like we always do at the dinner table."

Place settings

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

"Nice of you to bring wine, but we don't drink anything that sells for under a dollar a gallon."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Gypsy music may not be your forte, Nigel, but there was no need to keep heckling him!'