Dinner Planning T-Shirts

Table Plan.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Horn of Leftovers

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The ecumenical dinner party.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."