Dinner Plans T-Shirts

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'