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"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'I sent out for everything.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The ecumenical dinner party.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'