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'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."