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"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Good evening, sir. Table for two?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Dating is so expensive...

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

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The Reaper's Arms

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Restaurant in the Strand.

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"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Romance

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

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