"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."
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"If I read one sentence a night, I might finish it before I die."
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
Dating is so expensive...
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."
The Reaper's Arms
Funnel of Love
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"What kind of biscuits are they?"
"It's a Haiku Dinner."
'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs
'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'
'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'
"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"
"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
Restaurant in the Strand.
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."
Romance
Romantic Frogs
"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"
"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"
"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."
'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'
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