Romantic Evening Planner Mugs

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Good evening, sir. Table for two?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Dating is so expensive...

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

The Reaper's Arms

Funnel of Love

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Restaurant in the Strand.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Romance

Romantic Frogs

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

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