Romantic Dinner Strategist T-Shirts

"What's our dinner strategy?"

'I sent out for everything.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Looking tasty

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'