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"What's our dinner strategy?"

'I sent out for everything.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Romantic Frogs

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Looking tasty

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"I can't cook, but I can pay."