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'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Looking tasty

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"Any requests?"

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."