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"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

"You owe me five bucks."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'All right, I agree with you.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

Chick in noodle soup.

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Do you two need a little more time?"

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

"Because of the war can we split this?"

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

'What are we having for dinner?'

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'