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"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

"You owe me five bucks."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

Chick in noodle soup.

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Don't try to distance yourself from my choice of entrée."

"Because of the war can we split this?"

'Forget about National Security for a second... if I'm not home in an hour for dinner, there's going to be some REAL FIREWORKS!'

"Do you two need a little more time?"

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"You're doing it again, using anthropology to avoid discussing our relationship"

'What are we having for dinner?'

'Nice guys finish last - is that your philosophy of life or sex?'

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'