Romantic Dinner Conversationalist Prints

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

Looking tasty

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."