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Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Bare Minimum

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'Not...one...drop.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"