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The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

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Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"You and your daft inventions."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."