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"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'I sent out for everything.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'When you play hard to get you really mean it, don't you?'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."