The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.
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'I sent out for everything.'
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'
"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."
You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!
"You seem dangerous. I like that."
"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"
'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'
Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.
Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.
'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'
Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'
"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"
"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."
"What do you mean it could've been better?"
A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.
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Film Lovers.
Love Trap
Heart to heart talk.
"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."
"You and your daft inventions."
"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."
Romance
Lovers.
"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."
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