Late-night Strategists Mugs

I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 a.m., minion. I try not to wonder. After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7. We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep. Not true. By being closed at 3a.m., we're missing out on the potentially lucrative Igor the Wino clientele. Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon. Very bad man.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Stag poker"

Night-shift entrance

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Fencing Venn Graph

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'

"General, we're doomed: The enemy's message we intercepted says they will attack in Winter..."

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."