Late-night Strategist Mugs

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Stag poker"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Night-shift entrance

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

"We're making progress."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Wii Childbirth

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"Oog worships the Moon - he doesn't get up early enough to worship the Sun."

"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"

"Henry is a night person."

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

'No photographs, Ms. Hopkins. What happens at the company holiday party stays at the company holiday party.'