Sleep-deprived Strategist Mugs

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Interpretive napping

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Napquest

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.

'Why George, why?'

"Getting her to sleep is like going to the opera. It takes place in stages, there's a lot of yelling, and by the end everyone's starting to nod off."

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."