Sleep-deprived Strategist Gifts

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Interpretive napping

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Napquest

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.

'Why George, why?'

"Getting her to sleep is like going to the opera. It takes place in stages, there's a lot of yelling, and by the end everyone's starting to nod off."

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"Mom? Are you awake?"