Sleepless Strategist Gifts

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."

Gracie tries and fails to sleep on Christmas Eve.

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Mathematics.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Napquest

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.