Lazy Strategist Gifts

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"We're making progress."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Sly Fox

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Wii Childbirth

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"I'm afraid my husband's just a very lazy old Trot."

A man uses a radio control for inline skates.

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"