Lazy Innovator Gifts

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

Sprinkler dish washing.

A man uses a radio control for inline skates.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

Segway Workout

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

'How does he get away with it? If he's not playing with the mouse, he's sleeping.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

"Nice curvature."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

Lazy Mountain Climber.

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."