Lazy Innovator Gifts

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

Sprinkler dish washing.

A man uses a radio control for inline skates.

You're constantly finding new ways to be lazy, aren't you?

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Segway Workout

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'How does he get away with it? If he's not playing with the mouse, he's sleeping.'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

"Your father was trying to build a better mouse trap."

"Nice curvature."

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'