Lazy Investor Gifts

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

Segway Workout

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

"Nice curvature."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'