Sleeping Investor Gifts

". . . while Rip slept, his stock portfolio went way up. . . and everyone lived happily ever after."

The Bookworm

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

The Stock Market.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The church of our lady of wall street.

Business plan.

I have a dream.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

At The Clown Bank.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

Help! Author of the best-selling book, 'How to invest' - but lost it all in the stock market.

Bookshop selling investment advice books.