Bedtime Investor Gifts

Looking for the ideal gift for the bedtime investor? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that celebrate their love for investing and dreaming big, even as they wind down. These items bring a touch of humor and inspiration to their nightly routine, making their investment passion part of their relaxation. Whether it’s a playful mug, a cozy pillow, or a stylish print, find something special to show you understand their unique blend of finance and relaxation.

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'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.'

'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.' mockup

'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.'

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed." mockup

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

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'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.' mockup

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

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"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!" mockup

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

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'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.' mockup

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

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"Well did he?"

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'Cover me... I'm going in.'

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"Think about the honey."

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.' mockup

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

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"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor." mockup

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.' mockup

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

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'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

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"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you." mockup

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

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A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays mockup

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

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'Do you have bottled spring water?' mockup

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!" mockup

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

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"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify." mockup

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

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Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem. mockup

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

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"Must you bring your work to bed?" mockup

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

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A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep mockup

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

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'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!' mockup

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

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"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it." mockup

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

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"See you in the morning."

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"But counting sheep makes me hungry." mockup

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

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'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.' mockup

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

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'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.' mockup

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

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Little Marjorie in Delusionland

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"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...." mockup

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

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"Don't get your hopes up, Buster." mockup

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

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'Am I getting up or going to bed?' mockup

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

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'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.'

'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.' mockup

'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.'

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Bedtime Investor Gifts Collection

Bedtime Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of investment-themed mugs, perfect for the bedtime investor who loves a humorous or inspiring cup to wind down their day.

Bedtime Investor Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty investment messages, perfect for any sleeping or lounging space that celebrates the bedtime investor.

Bedtime Investor Prints

Browse our selection of engaging prints crafted for finance lovers, adding humor and style to their home or office decor.

Bedtime Investor T-Shirts

Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts designed for the investing enthusiast—ideal for relaxing or casual wear that shows off their financial sense.