Bedtime Theorist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a bedtime theorist? Delight your friend or loved one with our range of creatively designed products that embrace their love for bedtime ideas and dreaming. From witty mugs to cozy pillows, find pieces that spark imagination and celebrate late-night thoughts in a fun, charming way.

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"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you." mockup

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

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"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law." mockup

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

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Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten mockup

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

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"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed." mockup

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

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"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on." mockup

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

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"Well did he?"

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'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.' mockup

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.' mockup

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

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"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out." mockup

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

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"Think about the honey."

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Father nursing his sick child

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor." mockup

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

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"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

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"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring." mockup

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

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''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?' mockup

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

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'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

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Sleeping masks

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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The Force of Example.

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'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.' mockup

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

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"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant." mockup

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

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"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify." mockup

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

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"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!" mockup

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

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'Time? Time's relative.'

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Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem. mockup

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

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'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!' mockup

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

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"See you in the morning."

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"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it." mockup

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

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"But counting sheep makes me hungry." mockup

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

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'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.' mockup

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

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"Many, many news cycles ago..."

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Bedtime Theorist Gifts Collection

Bedtime Theorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for bedtime theorists—perfect for late-night ideas and morning motivation. Find the ideal witty or charming mug today.

Bedtime Theorist Pillows

Add comfort and inspiration with pillows that reflect a love of bedtime ideas and dreams. Perfect for cozy corners and inspiring spaces.

Bedtime Theorist Prints

Find artistic prints that capture the magic of bedtime musings. Decorate your space with inspiring designs perfect for creative minds.

Bedtime Theorist T-Shirts

Looking for t-shirts that speak to nighttime dreamers? Discover our range of playful, thoughtful designs that celebrate the essence of bedtime curiosity.