Bedtime Innovator Gifts

Blowing out a Candle a Long Way from the Bed.

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'A is for Arse.'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Odd Spas

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

'Almost done.'

Sleeping masks

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"See you in the morning."

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

"Many, many news cycles ago..."

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'