Nighttime Routine Innovator Gifts

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

Late night teddy reading

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

Odd Spas

Please take them off

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

The Force of Example.

Bad Hair Day

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"The 3-D version sucks."

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

Interpretive Cheering

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."