Nighttime Routine Innovator Gifts

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

Late night teddy reading

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

Odd Spas

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Please take them off

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Bad Hair Day

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

The Force of Example.

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"The 3-D version sucks."

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

Interpretive Cheering

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'