Nighttime Entrepreneur Gifts

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Baseball Dreams

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Sugar Fix.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

"Give us a chip."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Mega Corp: An Incubator for emerging technologies.

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."