Nighttime Entrepreneur Gifts

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Welcome to the future"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Baseball Dreams

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

Sugar Fix.

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Give us a chip."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Mega Corp: An Incubator for emerging technologies.