Moonlit Entrepreneur Gifts

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Dunhomin"

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"Here it comes!"

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

'Fortune 500 Fortunes'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

'Seven companies in three years.'

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

'A simple howl at the moon will do, Ralph'

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

Angel talking to broker

Offshore Outsourcing