Angelic Entrepreneur Gifts

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

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"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

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'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

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Death of the pope.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

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"I get great reception this way."

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'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'