Angelic Entrepreneur Mugs

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

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"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

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"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"Sin tax? I love it."

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Death of the pope.

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'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

"I get great reception this way."

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'