Angelic Entrepreneurs Gifts

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Angel playing music

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"It has yet to turn a profit."

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Death of the pope.

"Sin tax? I love it."

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

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Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'He's back! He just couldn't stand the idea of the stock market going up without him.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"