Angelic Entrepreneurs Prints

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Angel playing music

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

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Death of the pope.

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'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

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'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'He's back! He just couldn't stand the idea of the stock market going up without him.'

'I realize that this may be carping, but I never did live long enough to enjoy my I.R.A. account.'