Galactic Entrepreneur Gifts

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Which one is named after me?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Setting up companies

Rocket to the Moon

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Astronaut

Birth of Darth Vader

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"We have to keep them guessing."