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You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Rocket to the Moon

Setting up companies

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Birth of Darth Vader

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

Astronaut

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'