Intergalactic Entrepreneur T-Shirts

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Offshore Outsourcing

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Take me to your market leader.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Newborn Cosmonaut

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Small laughing space creatures.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."