Space Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Take me to your Larder!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

A man looks up at the earth

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Parking meter on the moon.

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'