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Offshore Outsourcing

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Marry me astronaut

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

How am I abducting?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

An early space launch attempt.

Blue Origin

Rocket and Witch Race

Elevator Music

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Romance of Radio Astronomy

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

A Space Walk

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.