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'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Marry me astronaut

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Cosmonaut

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Blue Origin

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Parking meter on the moon.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'