Space Engineer T-Shirts

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Space Cleaner

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Moon Prank

A rocket to the Moon

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon, dies.

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I love their use of space"

"That's cleared my constipation!"

Celestial Navigation

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Chaironaut

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"Is that bubble wrap? I love bubble wrap."

"I locked the keys inside."

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

Moon Landing

Why it took 15 years to deploy the X-ray telescope.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"Bob's on his way - he didn't get the email about the gate change."

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"No air guitar"

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.

Climbing to the moon