Rocket Engineer T-Shirts

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

You must be this tall.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

An early space launch attempt.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Chef copy robot

Filling the Missile Gap

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Moon: Made in China