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NASA space shuttle fuse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

Cosmonaut

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Space exploration"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Rocket.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

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