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NASA space shuttle fuse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Cosmonaut

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Space exploration"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Filling the Missile Gap

"Siri, find oxygen."

Parking meter on the moon.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Rocket.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'