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"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

Cosmonaut

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Filling the Missile Gap

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"

Mars Poppins

Parking meter on the moon.

Rocket.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"