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Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"The ship's under a tack!"

Alien

'You come to bring peace and brotherhood? - Could we just have the money instead?'

No, this call centre is not in Mumbai...

"It appears the outreach program is working!"

Alien Spaceship

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The beginning of the end of the world...

Matt Damon

Abductee of the Month

Early abductions.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

'NASA announced today that photos taken by the Hubble Space Telescope confirm that when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie: That's Amore`.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

Moon rock...

"Welcome aboard! If you have any trash, you may deposit it here."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

Snowman

NASA find water on the moon!

"You left this on our ship."

Hayseed at UFO travel.

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'Been away?'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Flying Sauces

'This speciman is leader of the Earthlings?'

'No, we don't probe our abductees anymore, these days we're into psychoanalysis.'

The Origami Club watched in silence, the town would mock them no longer...

One giant bark for dogkind.

Sadie, I just heard they discovered seven earthlike planets around a single star. Three of those planets are in the habitable zone, so they might just support life. I am just so excited! I guess what I'm asking you is … were you this excited when earth was first discovered? Almost as excited as when I first discovered vengeful retribution.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"Take me to your martini bar!"