Space Explorers At Heart T-Shirts

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

A planet like ours - "You want the pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

"Every year the beings on this planet eat one of these on the day they were calibrated."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Save Our Universe

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

The Desert Island Package

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Field Trip!

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"This can't be good."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Take me to your leader. . .