Space Explorers At Heart T-Shirts

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

A planet like ours - "You want the pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

"Every year the beings on this planet eat one of these on the day they were calibrated."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Save Our Universe

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

The Desert Island Package

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Field Trip!

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Fossil hunting

Take me to your leader. . .

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"This can't be good."