Space Travelers At Heart T-Shirts

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

Blue Origin

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Take me to your feeder,'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

One giant bark for dogkind.

Hayseed at UFO travel.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.